Every. Genital. You. Own.

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But the other girls weren't fooled: they rightfully mocked her for the freak she was.

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One of the few animals not hunted for its skin.

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I am the son of a rocker, and these are the skills I grew up with.

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"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians all day long? A drummer."

(disclosure: my boyfriend of eleven years is a drummer and significantly stronger than I am)

"Slytherin my bed, you Gryffinwhore, and put on your robe and wizard hat."

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There are, right this second, quite a few mature, appropriately-aged and sexually attractive individuals in this world whose childhood included Harry Potter the way mine included Transformers and He-Man.

Makes you think.

PS: This may not be construed as a tacitly admitting I have had fantasies involving characters ore vents from the Transformers cartoons.

PPS: He-Man may be another matter. Prince Adam was quite the fetching li'l hardbody in his adorable bobcut.

"Mah nuts! Mah precious nuts!" Gary Hunt of Great Britain wins the 2010 Red Bull cliff diving series

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Now this photographer had an enviably accurate trigger finger. Well-snapped, sir!

Terminal Velocipede: the Suicycle

Submitted by: Unknown

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Facebook: Like/dislike/fuck off.

Meaning no offense to my faithful brothers and sisters...

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Long-dead Internet meme, meet 2000-year-old scripture.

FIGHT

Constructive dialog

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B-b-b-b-baaad to the... horns?

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How did he get her ON there?