Jen Miller visits a porn production: "Viagra is to porn what cotton gin was to the textile industry."

"You're adorable, Rev. Why don't you do porn?" Joe asked.
"Because I still believe I'm going to be America's sweetheart and that someday I'll win an Emmy."
"Well, you could always fluff," he suggested.
"I've been warned not to fluff. Plus I don't have the focus."

...

"A Xerox machine. They could copy their 'parts' in the movie and then you could sell the copies on eBay," I offered.
"That's not a copier. It's a scanner," Kenny said.
Joe opted to shoot the first scene in the red-carpeted office and the second scene in the hallway. Keith had festooned the hallway walls with a festive duct-tape mural that spelled S.E.X.

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After a few takes Joe called cut, and it was time to shoot Kenny and Heather doing it on a leopard-print blanket in the hallway.
"Joe, I know it's my one duty and I failed the last time, but where's the lube? I'll make sure I don't lose it."
"Heather doesn't need it. She's very wet. She'll drown us all."
"We should cut to a shot of the crew wearing emergency ponchos like we're at a Gallagher show," I suggested.

via nerve.com

Delightfully witty account of a plucky NY gal reporting on what it's like to make a porno.

Anti-Boogie Nights, tiny scissors, and really cold water.

http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-did-it-for-science/i-did-it-for-science-adult...