Resolutions!

1. Stay classy.
2. Enjoy my new age -- I’ve always preferred odd-numbered years, and this one’s a second power! Yay!
3. Never again make home-made cakes with cake mix and put them in the microwave/hot air oven combo for an hour -- on microwave, instead of hot air, then open all the windows in the entire house to get the smoke out. The result was a black basalt brick that continued to smoke even after liters of water were poured over it and which subsequently couldn’t be demolished even with huge amounts of fireworks.
4. Spend stupendous amounts of time with my friends. I love you all, you beautiful people.
5. Learn to drink (maybe).
6. Learn to enjoy being stoned (maybe).
7. Reign supreme in Soul Calibur (go Kilik!)
8. Write more.
9. Read more.
10. Keep flyin’.